May 2013
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merricats:
oldmanhoho:
you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”
#the highest compliment any pun can receive
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cafeshopau replied to your post: So we went to this super fancy restaurant to…
WHAT’D YOU HAVE?? i get really excited about food.
Caesar salad, lobster, filet mignon, and cheesecake.
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So we went to this super fancy restaurant to celebrate my sister’s graduation.
And I never want to eat food again.
I want that food to be the last food that I food.
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Thatmoment when your mom asks "what time is it"...
my-adequate-blog:
Summer Time!
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Best. Mad Men. Moment. Ever!
jaw3:
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truxtondogyuun:
Wow I can’t believe Kaiba Corporation just bought Tumblr
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cafeshopau replied to your post: At what point in a friendship is it acceptable to…
to be honest if we hit the 5+ yr mark in friendship i have PROBABLY had a sex dream about you. it just happens.
Exactly! And I feel like everyone should share them when they do.
Because they’re fun. Or can be.
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At what point in a friendship is it acceptable to tell someone that you’ve had graphic sex dreams about them.
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sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
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